Something About Me

I've often been asked to describe my perfect girl, and every time I give the same answer: I don't know.

I don't know, because I think that it doesn't matter to me at the moment. When she comes along, then I'll know who she is. If I describe the perfect girl of my tastes, then there's a small chance of her actually appearing in my life. If she does appear in my life, more than likely, nothing would spark between the two of us, so why should I describe someone whom I know there's a chance I can't have, when I can just wait it out for the one who IS perfect? And if I do describe my perfect girl, would that not seem a bit shallow?

Even if I meet someone in the future who fits all the criteria that I list, maybe she's not the one for me. Bit cynical, but you know. Shit happens, and they affect you.

But without further ado, maybe on the screen I can describe who my ideal woman is.

Let's start with looks, the shallow end.

Hair:
I'm a fan of longer hair, preferably shoulder length and down, but I'm not too fussy if she has short hair either. Different hair lengths look good on different people, and sometimes I get used to it, and it actually starts to look good. But again, I don't mind very much, because hair grows back.
She would have either brown or black hair. They're the first choices, but I also like pure blonde hair or blonde turning brunette.
- I don't mind about the hair colour, because again, different colours look good on different people.
Summarising the hair:
It doesn't really matter. Different hair styles look good on different people. However, if I saw a girl with blonde hair or brown hair, I'd probably choose brown.

Eyes:
Meh. Is all I can say. I don't really pay much attention to their eyes. I should though, because if you make more eye contact, then it's a deeper relationship (apparently, because the eyes are the window to the soul). But then I'd probably stare into her eyes, and just been drawn in, and not actually notice her eye colour.

Lips:
I suppose I like thin lips more, but if they're a bit thicker then it's alright. Just not any of the ones that are humungo jumbo...

Figure:
Okay. This is a slightly trickier one. We as men are programmed naturally to desire hourglass figures, because it's something to do with the reproduction process whereby subconsciously we think they're a good candidate for mating because they "have the body" to carry a baby. But I don't know the full story. So that's up there on the list as well. But I don't know...
One thing I don't like AT ALL... are stick figures. Women who are overly skinny... just turn me off. I also tend to veer towards liking women who have a fuller bust. God, such a chauvinist. But meh.

Height:
Better for me if she's either my height, or shorter. I think I'd like the top of her head to reach anywhere between my chest and the top of my head. Any shorter or taller than that... I'm not too sure about... but again, if the perfect one comes along, and it's either of those two, then I'm sure I'll get over it.

I think that about sums her up, looks wise. Oh, and hopefully no facial piercings... Just the ears.. I can deal with, but no where else on the face. I can't really go into the small details about the rest of her body, because I'm sure they're the little things that even if I describe the complete opposite of being the ideal thing, that I'd fall in love with.

PERSONALITY! :
This, I have no fucking clue. But hopefully an IQ to match my own, don't want a girlfriend who's way too stupid (like.. blonde stupid) or way too smart... although the latter I'm flexible on.

She's a responsible drinker. Doesn't smoke. No drugs, for sure.

A bit outgoing, like.. willing to go out to dinner and stuff, doesn't want to just stay indoors all the time.

Encourages me to do things that I find hard to do, but want to do. Wouldn't force me to do something that I don't want to, or is smart enough to trick me into doing it, because she knows I'll be happier after doing it.

Willing to hug/cuddle. Can't believe I thought of that only after all of these other ones.

Sexual Fantasies: not going there. don't even know why I mentioned it. shhh. pretend you didn't read this.

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That is about all that I can think of. As you can see, it IS a bit ambiguous, but if you do know someone like that, please feel free to introduce me =D

Oh, and I've mentioned this before, but I don't believe in love at first sight, only attraction at first sight. Love... yes it can be instant, but it's something that's fostered after getting to know someone... you could probably be in love with someone after two seconds of knowing them, but not by just looking at them.

Oh, and guys, you're not usually the ones to make the first moves. The girls are actually sending you signals for you to approach them, we're just too stupid to understand what they are, so it takes a good ten minutes for us to muster up the courage to walk over and talk to them. Ladies, it's quicker if you just walked over and said jokingly "I noticed you staring at me".